A s you must know by now, the Night Before Thanksgiving is the second worst day of the year. People get really drunk for no apparent reason, all at once. Last year, we decided we were going to make a list of drunk sterotypes and then go find those people. Girl Without a Coat chased us, but we outran her. We called one ambulance. A guy tried to show us his penis and then invited us to a Courtyard Marriott for a good time.
We repeated this game on New Year’s as well as the worst day of the year, St. Patrick’s Day. Now, we are sharing it with you. But watch out for those shots, lest the hunter become the hunted. Please send us your photos: moc.sletomredrumnull@rotide, tag us on Facebook, hashtag for Instagram/Twitter #drunkhunt2012
We’ll give the best photos some kind of murdery prize. (Not real murder.)
Public Vomiting
Public Urination
Nip Slip
40-year-old woman dressed like 18-year-old woman
Excessive makeout
Lover’s quarrel
Bro Loving Bro
Physical Fight
Broken Glass
Crying
Passed Out
Person Poorly Trying to Describe Whereabouts Via Phone
Angry Cop
Bartender/Server at Wit’s End
Someone in handcuffs
Genitalia
Girl in trashy outfit and cross necklace
Tackiest Oufit
Sleeping in the bar
Girls without shoes
Girl on Girl Action by 2 Girls Who Are Clearly Not Gay
Falling down
Person getting kicked out of bar
Impeding Traffic
Car/Public Sex
Parents
Pregnant DD
Someone actually buying one of those roses
Drunk people looking for their cars, or sleeping in their car
Overturned trash bin/barrel
Misdemeanor
Felony
Turkey Hat
It is too cold for this
Unreasonably long line outside unreasonably terrible bar
Lonely Guy
Sweatpants in public
Guy hitting on girl(s) who is/are not interested. At all.
Head-to-toe sequins
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Hey
This is way too tempting to not do…. So can I have a global team? I travel 24/7 and my best demented friends are spread out across the US, but I am confident we can knock this list out!
Anne
YES, PLEASE.