H ere at Murder Motels, we specialize in groundbreaking investigative journalism. For team member Shawn Avery’s birthday, we decided to get him a mystery bag from an adult novelty and toy store. Cirilla’s “Where Fantasy Meets Romance” is a chain found in 10 states or so. For $20, you can buy a mysterious bag. It is only when you return home that you can discover what is inside.
So… what’s in the bag?
Dolphin Cock Ring, Text Messaging Game, “Nubby” Cock Ring, Lover’s Lotto Game, Pocket Pussy, Nipple Cream, Mr. Erection “Stay Hard” Cream, Boob Pacifier, Pop Rocks, Size “Large” Bra, Vibrator, Penthouse, Penthouse Sans Cover, Size “Large” Thong, Clitoral Stimulator, One Condom.
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These are prolly all the things that get returned – “Well we can’t resell them.. let’s bag em up”